URBAN DICTIONARY
Rules:
1) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2) Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Your name
Claire
Common name derived from the French word 'clair' which means bright.
Claire is most definately the coolest kid I know!
2) Your age
25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
"How was your trip to New York?"
- "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
3) Last person you texted?
Adrian
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian
4) What should you be doing?
calibration
1. The proccess of data acquisition (obtained by comparison against standards) able to anticipate the behavior of someting.
2. The data so obtained.
3. The final report or documentation showing such data.
4. The stage in which someting is regarding the level of its calibration knoledge.
Adjustment is not calibration. When we adjust something we change its behavior (usually to move it closer to standards aiming a better performance); when we calibrate we just understand its behavior so that we can compensate or even adjust it.
5) Favourite colour
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Birthplace
Opotiki
Opotiki isn't defined yet.
7) Month of Birth
March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.
8) Last person you talked to (in person)
Adrian
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian
9) One of your nicknames
Poo
Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe
There is
THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner
THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun
THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry
THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping
THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping
THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......
THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!
THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
10) What you ate last night
Steak
The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.
"I will go eat steak now with honor."
Rules:
1) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2) Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Your name
Claire
Common name derived from the French word 'clair' which means bright.
Claire is most definately the coolest kid I know!
2) Your age
25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
"How was your trip to New York?"
- "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
3) Last person you texted?
Adrian
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian
4) What should you be doing?
calibration
1. The proccess of data acquisition (obtained by comparison against standards) able to anticipate the behavior of someting.
2. The data so obtained.
3. The final report or documentation showing such data.
4. The stage in which someting is regarding the level of its calibration knoledge.
Adjustment is not calibration. When we adjust something we change its behavior (usually to move it closer to standards aiming a better performance); when we calibrate we just understand its behavior so that we can compensate or even adjust it.
5) Favourite colour
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6) Birthplace
Opotiki
Opotiki isn't defined yet.
7) Month of Birth
March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.
8) Last person you talked to (in person)
Adrian
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian
9) One of your nicknames
Poo
Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe
There is
THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner
THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun
THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry
THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping
THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping
THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......
THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!
THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
10) What you ate last night
Steak
The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.
"I will go eat steak now with honor."
I did this note thing on Facebook just now. The Adrian thing cracked me up...
hahahahahaha the God of Sexonia! That's awesome. And it even ended up that I had to write it twice. Also, so for the listing on poo. We'll blame that one on my sister - she's the one that calls me Poo.
hahahahahaha the God of Sexonia! That's awesome. And it even ended up that I had to write it twice. Also, so for the listing on poo. We'll blame that one on my sister - she's the one that calls me Poo.
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