Please don't hold me responsible for what follows. It's not my best... you have to use your imagination.
How do people get through uni,
when they are so thick?
It's either specific OR Pacific
They're not synonyms, you twit
If you're pulling over
Driving courtesy rule one:
There's a thing called an INDICATOR
It's not there *just* for fun
It's there to let me see
where you plan to go
But what the hell? You idiot
YOU don't even know
Toilet etiquette one-oh-one
Change the roll of paper!
And if you leave a dribble
Wipe it now, not later
Don't eat with your mouth open
Or slam the door like that
You're probable one of those types
Who would wear a trucker hat
Don't expect me to respect you
When you wear those f***ing Crocs
I'd rather have a conversation
with a cardboard box
[It would be more intelligent]
If you have a bawling baby
Please remove it from my ear
And tell your freaking toddler
That it's rude to bloody stare!
If you pay someone for advertising
Please, please just for me
Hire someone, for God's sake
who can use apostrophes
[Correctly.]
3 comments:
Grrr people who can't use apostrophes make me so angry. It's really not that complicated!
Love the witty ditties. Very clever as usual...
This is awesome!
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