This morning I woke up with most of my hair looking fine, but a large chunk on the top left sticking up quite spectacularly (think rooster-comb). So I thought, o well, let's go with it. So I waxed it, trying to keep it as much in the shape as I woke up with as possible. (I would post a pxt, but I can't figure out how to get a pxt to the internet from my phone.)
I can't believe that at work, no-one has commented on it yet. They must think either: A) it's too awkward talking to someone who's obviously quite seriously a nutter, or B) it's a mistake and I would be mortified if they brought it up.
Hmm... maybe I should conduct a social experiment... maybe I should turn up on successive days with:
1. a carrot peel hanging from one ear
2. a large toothpaste blob on one nipple
3. rotten tomato smeared on my face
I wonder if anyone would say anything?
EDIT: It seems a number of people have mistaken my above 'number 2' to mean a bare nipple. In fact, I meant the approximate position of where you would expect a nipple to be, but on the outside of my jersey.
2 comments:
julie5
Don't think I would like you to expose your nipples to all and sundry!! The rest is ok.
Then when someone finally does say something you'll try and explain that you MEANT to come to work with carrot on your ear. And that's only going to make things worse.
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